My Milkshake Continually Brings F*cking Morons To The Yard Tee

My Milkshake Continually Brings F*cking Morons To The Yard TeeHeads Up, Babe: Were a small team doing big thingsevery piece is made in house, start to finish. We aim to ship within 35 business days, but we're humans, not conveyor belts. Appreciate your patience (and your excellent taste). Your shirt is printed using top tier DTF transfers that are printed in house. It might feel a little firm when it arrivesthats normalitll soften up after a wash or 2. Wash in cold water and hang to dry heavy heat can ruin your

a non-profit that provides transportation and resources to aid people in need of reproductive or gender-affirming care

Any extra donations are appreciated

they soften up with time (and a wash)

they’re all good

We're clearing out a TON of prints—some of these designs will be back next season

Love a little surprise

Printed colors and placement might vary slightly—but don’t worry

Wear your values

Pre-orders help give organizers an idea of funding amounts for other materials

Appreciate your patience (and your excellent taste)

but they soften up after a wash—kind of like people

A portion of proceeds from every shirt in our Pride Collection goes directly to Elevated Access—a nonprofit flying people to reproductive and gender-affirming care they can’t access locally