Gleemax [Unhinged]

Gleemax [Unhinged]Set: Unhinged Type: Legendary Artifact Rare Cost: {1000000} You choose all targets for all spells and abilities. Help us . . . R&D under mental domination of alien brain in jar . . . only chance . . . Gleemax's blatant disregard for flavor text . . . send help!

Set: Kaladesh Inventions Type: Artifact — Equipment Mythic Cost: {3} Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from white

Crackling and blazing

Set: Eternal Masters Type: Instant Rare Cost: {B} Search your library for a card and put that card into your graveyard

"If our foes will not listen to words

and Y is half the number of Forests you control

When Varchild leaves the battlefield

Set: Arabian Nights Type: Instant — Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{W}{W} Attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn

Then do it again

Spring is the most beautiful season in the grove

Set: Magic 2014 Type: Artifact Mythic Cost: {5} Ring of Three Wishes enters the battlefield with three wish counters on it

Set: Limited Edition Alpha Type: Artifact Rare Cost: {1} Creatures with power 3 or greater don't untap during their controllers' untap steps

he'll burn the plane down