How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying

How to Become the Dark Lord and Die TryingGroundhog Day meets Deadpool in Django Wexlers raunchy, hilarious, blood splattered fantasy tale about a young woman who, tired of defending humanity from the Dark Lord, decides to become the Dark Lord herself. "Takes the old saying 'If you can't beat 'em, join 'em,' to the next level. A sarcastic, action packed, intrigue filled (mis)adventure. One of the funniest books I've read in a long time." Matt Dinniman, author of Dungeon Crawler Carl Davi has

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