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We All Stared As Republican Ted Cruz Ate His Own Booger
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We All Stared As Republican Ted Cruz Ate His Own BoogerYou remember. Right after the dick jokes BCV #2477 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure
short-statured retiree who gets into a series of comical situations as a result of his nearsightedness
I love my frisky feline
If your erection lasts more than 4 hours
And give yourself a hand if you do
You stay classy
Stop what you're doin' cuz I'm about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to
I want my nickel back
for all my life
but you're wrong and I hate you
Be one with your weird body
And you can count
NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SHERVISH
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