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We All Stared As Republican Ted Cruz Ate His Own Booger

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We All Stared As Republican Ted Cruz Ate His Own BoogerYou remember. Right after the dick jokes BCV #2477 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure

short-statured retiree who gets into a series of comical situations as a result of his nearsightedness

I love my frisky feline

If your erection lasts more than 4 hours

And give yourself a hand if you do

You stay classy

Stop what you're doin' cuz I'm about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to

I want my nickel back

for all my life

but you're wrong and I hate you

Be one with your weird body

And you can count

NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SHERVISH

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