Rather Be Rotting Keychain

Rather Be Rotting KeychainSome days, existing is the bare minimum, and honestly, youd rather not. This keychain is perfect for embracing your inner goth or simply declaring your vibes are six feet under. Add it to your keys and let everyone know you'd prefer to be anywhere but here. Keywords: goth humor keychain, sassy existential vibes, funny dark humor accessory, bold personality keyring, snarky relatable gift. SIZE 3 inches in length NOTE These are handmade. No two will be

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