Zoinks

ZoinksSize: 4x6 why i'd be kicked out of the scooby gang: shaggy: zoinks! daphne: jeepers! velma: junkies! me: well fuck i could have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog you people you snoopers! cripply anxiety nosy neighbors luminol it scooby do be like that sometimes there's a very logical explanation for all of this here, double ugly, go buy yourself a new face. i'm so over this damsel in distress nonsense. ruh roh!

Quality Time: When I’m not with you

hold my halo i'm about to do unto others as they have done to me bitch please i'm not saying i don't like them i'm saying i'd unplug their life support to make a pot of of coffee it's not hoarding if your shit is cool currently attempting to kill people with my mind weekend

united states of anxiety amirite

grinch you're a three decker sauerkraut and a toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce

my give a fuck fairy died

beaches be crazy (it's me i'm beaches)

you're a mean one mr

wrench dodgeball

shantay you stay sashay away good luck and don't fuck it up just between us squirrel friends lip sync for your life don't get bitter just get better go back to party city where you belong

for anybody else getting coal for christmas

you are so brilliant and kind and stupid hot

i'm so sorry