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There's a Pear on My Knee
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There's a Pear on My KneeMy wife told me to grow a pear and I just know this is what she meant. BCV #1726 Each BCV original card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure
Wookie Card
but dudes just throw themselves at me
Whatever guys they are still hard to do from your knees
Ba-donka-diagram
Now who wants to get fucked up
Sex and drugs and rock 'n roll and fun just aren't my cup of tea
You've got to learn the fundamentals if you want to drive it straight to the hole and slam dunk your dangus
Adding a lil' spice to my Monday morning commute
I'd rather grow old than grow up
Keep ya head up
It's my pride and Joy
Well that explains his salty attitude
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