Always Order Dessert

Always Order DessertSize: 4x6 the buttons on my jeans are social distancing from each other still can't believe some people's survival instincts told them to grab toilet paper i'm staying up on new year's eve not to see the new year in but to make sure this one leaves keep in mind even during a pandemic no matter how much chocolate you eat your earrings will still fit if i had known in march it would be my last time in a restaurant i would have ordered dessert pants

I have never heard someone say so many wrong things one after the other consecutively in a row

strike one fool me twice strike three dwight you ignorant slut telephone phone coffee pot chibi characters jim pam dwight michael best boss copy machine

we will raise this wounded world into a wondrous one

nice naughty you tried checklist hot chocolate & fresh cookies & sweater weather & hallmark movies

rise and shine it's marijuana time

When you find it

be the kind of woman when her feet hit the floor each morning the devil goes oh shit

you son of a bitch i'm in

fasten your seatbelt slut puppy

get me a vodka on the rocks mom it's breakfast and a piece of toast

lesie knope is my spirit animal

i would tell you to go to hell but i work there and i don't want to see you every day