Brooklyn ICONS

Brooklyn ICONSSize: 4x6 NYC, Cops, Beard

stay weird motherfucker this year i plane to get even more weird you're welcome weirdness intensifies i refuse to apologize for being weird that's actually your problem i'm having a fantastic time stay weird it's more fun you're my favorite weirdo to do weirdo shit with honestly

get in loser we're going shopping i'm not a regular mom i'm a cool mom that's why her hair is so big it's full of secrets whatever i'm getting cheese fries grool she's fabulous but she's evil army of skanks omg it was one time you smell like a baby prostitute don't let the haters stop you from doing your thing boo you whore she's kind of weird but she's my friend she doesn't even go here that is so fetch on wednesdays we wear pink martini cosmo burn book lipstick damien

it's 106 miles to chicago we've got a full tank

let me check my giveashitometer nope nothing i can keep my mouth shut but you can read the subtitles on my face when i looked up "who gives a fuck

they're always "finding" the dead bodies

if you're happy and you know it thank your ex

fucks and money

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Receiving Gifts: I got you something from Target

bear coffee taco coffee cup coffee pot wine glass ribbon pride flag knitting yarn cupcake scissors and paper camera book middle finger game gamer broken heart pot weed marijuana meh don't care scrambled frowny frown face skull coke can grumpy bear

The bok we really needed was “What to do 17 years after you were expecting

i love you slow much