Swamp Life

Swamp LifeSize: 4x6 well it's no wonder you don't have any friends it's gonna be chapagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on! you're shrexy this'll be fun we'll stay up late swapping manly stories and in the morning i'm making waffles ogres are like onions the years start coming and they don't stop coming, happy birthday all star after awhile you learn to ignore the names people call you and just trust who you are i like that boulder that's a nice boulder

find out who you are and do it on purpose

when people tell me you're gonna regret that in the morning i sleep in until noon because i'm a problem solver

thanks for being there even when i'm annoying isn't that just kick you in the crotch spit on your neck fantastic

whatevs leave me alone

you were offered an extended car warranty several times

well that's just lazy writing

today is never too late to be brand new

fucking adulted

better to have loved and divorced than to be stuck with that idiot forever

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no one likes a shady beach

welcome to your 40s 50s 60s you now have home advil and purse advil where everything hurst and drugs are really expensive hot & flashy swing swingset mood swings