MONDAY MEMES VOL 5

MONDAY MEMES VOL 5Size: 4x6 if i leave a social gathering early, it's because my sweatpants are home alone and they need me. i enjoy a glass of wine each night for the health benefits. the other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. some people think they're all that when they're not even all there. facebook needs to stop suggesting "people you may know". i know them, i just don't like them. driving down the road, i saw my ex and realized that

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hope you love this card because it's also your gift

don't be a prick say aloe to my little friend cactus succulent spider plant aloe plant plants cacti

a little braver

but we're gonna have a lot of fun

High there

and they had a mental breakdown

whew almost gave a fuck scared the shit out of me

you are so beautiful and smart and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough

kronk this is kind of important how about dessert well i suppose there's time for dessert and coffee

thin mints

bueller life moves pretty fast if you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it pardon my french but you're an asshole you're not dying you just can't think of anything to do