SKU:56956961500
Absolutely No Swag
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Sep 25 - Sep 30
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Absolutely No SwagGet off my property. BCV #1659 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure
Shorty smells like sweaty leather
Why are there so many goddamned leaves on the field
your father plays for the Royals
My next one is going to be disgusting
We got more pubes than we know what to do with
Yikes sometimes the coffee gets ya
It’s a super-easy breakfast to eat while you’re texting and driving while half asleep on your way to work
This weather really blows
Maybe next year I'll have a valentine of my very own
America's favorite beef artist
Don't forget the lyrics
It smells of failure and spoiled lunch meat
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