Star Spangled Banger

Star Spangled BangerThe stars have aligned. Or maybe they just got dramatically oversized and landed on a shirt built for summer spectacle. Either way, Star Spangled Banger arrives ready to deliver all star energy from first sparkler to final firework. Click here for sizing

You’ll be the talk of the watercooler

but it’ll be the truth at all your holiday gatherings as you and your army of nutcrackers bring the spirit and quote the classics loud for all to hear

But they’ll probably still leave the light on in every room in the house

but even easier on the eyes

Springing forward and falling back might have us unsure of what hour it is – but forget about daylight savings when you’re saving yourself the hassle of finding a look that works from dusk to dawn quite as well as our limited-edition Midnight Hoodie

this shirt loves you and you love it

Every state thinks theirs is the best – but Texas is the only one straight up challenging you every chance it gets

No matter the fight

and the vibes are always high thanks to the perfect mix of retro resort charm and modern comfort

show them how to give a bang on 'cheers

or cause a scene in style - gnome ifs

they’re bound to get their ‘sea legs’ about them sooner or later – everyone does – but not everyone has their ‘sea arms